Keep me entertained
As it is currently 9:34 AM and I can already tell that I won't be doing any more real work until around 4:30, this is a thread for everyone to keep me entertained. Please feel free to be mildly entertained yourself, I know Mike N has nothing to do either, so he's a good candidate for this thread. Anyone else? Post all your funny/interesting pictures, links, stories, and movies here. Please note I am at work and although I generally condone the use of pornography and other such things, please don't put it in here or I will get in trouble, probably. Besides there's already like 10 other subjects on this message board where I can see PARIS HILTON TOTALLY 100% NUDE. Also this would be a good place to start pointless arguments. I suppose you can start them if they have a point too, that could be just as fun. Just to get things going here are a few favorites of mine, sorry if they are old, I know they are: Favorite Link: www.realultimatepower.net Good video: <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NoiZ8yQ21ZI"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VGDwScgb_Y0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object> Funny Picture if you are Jewish, or at least know of Jewish things: Awesome pictures of the best baseball player ever: OK GO! P.S. I am easily entertained...so you don't have to try very hard

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seriously...I hate every one of you now...all day to come on and do something for me (I am 401(c)3 registered) and you give me nothing for shame

Damn... sorry I missed your deadline. Hopefully you're still bored.. I've got hundreds of random search terms that I search for daily but with no results. Finally the other day, I got a result for "punjabi thriller". Enjoy: <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HEWx_a4M298"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HEWx_a4M298" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object> (Warning! Video contains extremely awesome dance moves!) I've never seen that first Nolan Ryan autographed picture.. it's awesome too!

Oh, I've got stuff for this, hopefully you will find another day when you're not busy and can check back. Micky the Baseball Dog. Brings baseballs to the umpire in a basket during Hiroshima Carp games. Awesome. The saddest but greatest thing ever http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Excelsior http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Kittinger No wait, THIS is the greatest thing ever:

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yeah you can consider me bored every day. 2 of those picture move REALLY slowly Peter. The one with what looks like either a kangaroo or a wallaby and the one with 2 dudes sitting there...something in the backround moving? Either way they aren't really working, and thus, although they interest me, they have no follow through yet

I am officially voice disgust. other than that little to say for change, read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyote if you watch the sopranos, it applies

who the fuck orders dominos pizza, let alone from a helicopter

How do you embed videos? Somebody put this up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6BtI6KjNNM It's my sister with my brother's dog - watch at the end.

where is your brother or sister? how do we know you just don't send out things that aren't you're family and pass them off as such

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My old roommate used to order Domino's...I always that that was really odd This is the code I used to put the video in...it worked *param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NoiZ8yQ21ZI"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param>*embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VGDwScgb_Y0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed* But there are 3 * symbols in there that you should change to either a <or> to make it work

i like papa john...its me and some of those nappy headed ho's out there

closer
If I cut my hair like this again (and throw a strike every once in a while) can I regain my official closer role?

uh, we don't have a closer, or an opener or a middler. take whatever you want. i get to play third base then and defend my errorless season at 3rd

what's your point? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4e7urj0Bb0